- accused you of being a troll
- decided I was to have an arranged marriage
- accused the yard duty of being the villainess from A Series of Unfortunate Events
- ate an entire watermelon in class then puked on my sparkly purple puffy jacket
I refuse to be held accountable for any of this (also my first kiss was an awesome attempt at rebellion against homophobia so I’ll never accuse you of kissing me in first grade ever again)
I probably still a troll.